May 2013
1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
cassiesandsnark:
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
magicconchshell:
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
urbancatfitters:
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
apsilpastille:
blainedarling:
heysammy:
a-sorta-fairytale:
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
#empty chairs at empty tables
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
#it’s raining men
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
nishlo:
mom: are you ever getting off the computer?
me: bitch i might be
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr
neither should 14 year olds
or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,
nobody
nobody should be on tumblr
horrible website
oswinsteacup:
sherlala:
earthtohayley:
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
Guys, I think he’s a time lord.
this would explain how he hasn’t aged since 88’
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
